Real Plants, Real Connections is a dating site for virtual plants to find their life long partners
Real Plants, Real Connections is a dating site for virtual plants to find their life long partners
Real Plants, Real Connections is a dating site for virtual plants to find their life long partners
Real Plants, Real Connections is a dating site for virtual plants to find their life long partners
Karl, echinopsis, 10'', Male
Born and raised in Texas
Hello, my name is Karl. My favorite time of year is when I get to bloom. It feels so good and I tend to look
pretty as fuck. So hit me up :P. I really like to party, you can see me at the club every other day. Weekdays too, the party never stops. I am looking for a partner, but I am also very much down to meet plants who want to come out to the club with me.
Margaret, cereus peruvianus, 4', Female
Born in Brazil and moved to the states 5 years ago.
Hi name is Margaret, I really like basking in the sun. I really like other girls that flower in the spring time. I would
love to chat over some drinks and get to know each other. I tend to be pretty shy at first, so please be patient and give me sometime to warm up to you.
Francine, pachycereus pringlei, 3.5'', Female
Originally from New Mexico, now lives in Miami, FL
Hello, my name is Francine. I really like long showers, despite that being an unpopular opinion with my species. Im looking for a nice lady to spend my life with. Someone who will sit beside me and just enjoy the music around us. Although, I am still very much down to get freaky. Ya just got to get to know me first.... then you will get to know my kinks as well. So basically I am looking for some other kinky bitches out there.
Squish and Squash, (myrtillocactus geometrizans) and monstrosus, 5'' and 4'', both male
Adopted location N/A, now living in Chicago, IL
Heyyy our names are Squish and Squash. We are already in a very secure relationship, but we are looking for
another plant to join us. We are polyamorous and are welcoming to another plant of any sex. We love to spend time listening to music and swaying in the wind. We do really like to have a lot of sex, so if you want to join us be ready. We are relatively chill besides that. We are only looking for plants that are interested in both of us, we are not looking for someone who is not polyamorous.
Sasha, opuntia microdasys, 6'3'', Female
Born in Northern Mexico, now lives in Chicago, IL
Hola my name is Sasha. I am definitely a very tall plant, probably one of the tallest on this site. I am looking for someone who does not mind my height. I myself, do not care what size plant you are. I have many people who call
me Bunny Ears because I look like a ton of bunny ears piled on top of one another. I like to be surrounded by a lot of plants, and I am very down for plant orgies. If anyone knows of any swinger groups please let me know! I like
plants with outgoing personalities, and plants who are not afraid to say what is on their mind.
Darrell, mammillaria bombycina, 10'', Nonbinary
Born in Jalisco, Mexico now lives in Kansas City, Missouri
Hello my name is Darrell. I am looking for a cutie to become my partner. I am really into them tall plants. So tall shorties come holler. I know I am short, but damn I know my way around a tree. I like to sit and have the wind rustle my spikes. I need someone to sink my spines into.
Vincent, ferocactus, 1'5'', male
Born in Arizona, now lives Toronto, Canada
Hey my name is Vincent. I really like the cold even though that is definitely not normal for a cactus like me. I really
do enjoy being in Canada now, because I honestly cannot fuck with the heat. I need them bitches who like snow. I
love to wiggle around in the snow, and I am looking for someone to enjoy this activity with me.
Uma, opuntia, 4'', female
Born in Australia, now lives in Chicago, IL
Hello my name is Uma. I am looking for a partner to smoke with and chillax. I really like watching Quentin Tarantino films and reading science fiction novels. I enjoy eating chili a lot, especially the kind that is really spicy. I fuck with spicy foods heavy.
Kamal, pachycereus pringlei, 7'', male
Born in California, now lives Fort Lauderdale, FL
Hi my name is Kamal. Dancing is one of the few things I care about. So if you are interested in me you better be
ready to get down to some good ass music. I really like listening to Bad Bunny and Mort Garson and both have great songs to dance to. I also like to fuck with the lights on and wiggle myself into you as I move to the beat of the
music.
Chloe, opuntia, 10'', female
Born in Australia, now lives in Chicago, IL
Hallo ich heiße Chloe. If you cannot already tell, I have been really into learning Deutsch (german). I also really like Auntie Anne's pretzels, they may or may not be the key to my heart... haha. Das ist wahr. hehe. I am really into fashion as well. You know I definitely have my pot decked out to the max in jewels and all that shit. Lets have a fashion show together and roll around in the clothes afterwards.
